Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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