This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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