white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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