thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I love having hate sex.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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