I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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