In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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