There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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