so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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