your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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