I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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