that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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