Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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