That's intense
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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