I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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