I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize