He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Sober January is a disaster.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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