i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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