Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I love you. Go after that dick
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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