Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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