I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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