mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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