I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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