dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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