Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
