Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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