he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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