I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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