i barfeds in our rink
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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