She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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