her vagine was all disorganized.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
