What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
