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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
so let's talk penis.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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