she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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