Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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