I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Will exercising make me less horny?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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