96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
