Why are handjobs necessary in class?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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