he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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