It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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