where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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