i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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