Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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