what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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