But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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