Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
