I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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