As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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