yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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