we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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