yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Did you just see the Batmobile???
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
