I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Randomize
