First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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