did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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