it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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