After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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